South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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