no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
