Don't you send me to vm
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
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