Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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