I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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