if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Me. At least after what I've been through.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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