The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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