my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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