there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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