Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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