is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
i drank out of a bidet.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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