i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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