Me too!
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Enjoy the penises
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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