the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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