he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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