Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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