I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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