ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
this boner is exhausting
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
wow bdsm is so cute
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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