scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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