and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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