Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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