hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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