He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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