We won't sleep together?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Randomize
