i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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