North Korea, Best Korea!
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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