You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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