My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Are we still banned from the library?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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