If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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