Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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