You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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