I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
