So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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