I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
We need to rekindle our bromance
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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