I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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