We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
