i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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