i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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