I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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