wat bout pragnant strippers??
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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