even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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