My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
It's just like the Real World with babies
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
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