i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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