This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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