i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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