Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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