note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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