hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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