No, drunk sperm still make babies.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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