1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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