I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
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