is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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