A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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