I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
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