All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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