But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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