Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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